Gray hair and wrinkles might not feel like much to joke about, but when it comes to aging, none of us is immune, so sometimes the best thing we can do is laugh. With older age comes wisdom, experience, and perspective — three things that can help us recognize how important it is to look on the brighter side.
While we’re all destined to grow old (if we’re lucky), maintaining a positive attitude can help our outlook stay fresh and youthful. As George Burns once said, “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
Here, we’ve rounded up 14 funny quotes about aging that can serve as inspiration to keep a light heart even as the birthdays pile up.
Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.
Getting old is like climbing a mountain; you get a little out of breath, but the view is much better.
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
No one is as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
My mother always used to say, “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.”
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
My face carries all my memories. Why would I erase them?
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Joyce Chen
Joyce Chen is a writer, editor, and community builder based in Seattle, Washington.
